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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What game do cows play… >>>

What’s in the middle of the ocean?
Letter E!
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
What goes thousands of miles and never moves?
A highway!
Teacher: What is… >>>

What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
A maggot with attitude!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren’t that bright!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What… >>>

At the daycare I work at,(i work with the 20 moth olds) there’s this girl there that says “awww nuts” when she falls down or something goes wrong. I thought that was funny and wondered… >>>

For example: if someone in the grocery store says something about your child acting out or someone in your family questions the way you discipline your children… what do you do?
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and… >>>