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Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t… >>>

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What game do cows play… >>>

I was at my grandparents in the summertime, and my nana was babysitting. Suddenly, the little boy fell. he didn’t hurt himself, but my nana said “Jesus Christmas!” and the little boy said “It’s not… >>>

a place where it rains indoors (shower)
It’s not the north pole, but it sure feels like it in there (fridge)
… >>>

Why did the mustard win the race?
Because the ketchup couldn’t catch up.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What has a mouth but never eats, a bed but… >>>

Q: Why can’t babies get married?
A: They don’t know how to tie the knot.
Q: Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A: Because she was going to high school!
Q: What… >>>