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Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What game do cows play… >>>

a place where it rains indoors (shower)
It’s not the north pole, but it sure feels like it in there (fridge)
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Why did the mustard win the race?
Because the ketchup couldn’t catch up.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What has a mouth but never eats, a bed but… >>>

Q: Why can’t babies get married?
A: They don’t know how to tie the knot.
Q: Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A: Because she was going to high school!
Q: What… >>>

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the most interesting information comes from children… >>>

A little boy was overheard praying:”Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it.I’m having a real good time like I am.”

After the christening of his baby brother in… >>>