Svetlana | 25-June-2009

Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage restrictive.”
Kids don’t get in trouble anymore. They merely hit “social speed bumps.”
You’re not having a bad hair day; you’re suffering from “rebellious follicle syndrome.”
No one’s tall… >>>
smartkid | 25-June-2009

Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza
and some cake,
some french fries
and a chocolate shake,
a little burger
on a bun.
and that’s why Mary
weighs… >>>
smartkid | 22-June-2009

Q: Why is that dog running in circles?
A: Its a watchdog,and its winding itself up.
Q:What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
A: Here kitty,kitty,kitty
Q: Why does the… >>>
smartkid | 20-June-2009

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room. Each bulb has its own switch and is currently switched off. The room has an entry door and an exit door… >>>
Vic | 15-June-2009

My 18 month old first spoke at about 12 months she clearly said “shoes” followed by “mom” and now says “mas” (more) this is my 2nd daughter, my first daughter is 3 and is a… >>>