Political Correctness For Kids

Svetlana | 25-June-2009

Political Correctness For Kids

Your bedroom isn’t cluttered; it’s “passage restrictive.”
Kids don’t get in trouble anymore. They merely hit “social speed bumps.”
You’re not having a bad hair day; you’re suffering from “rebellious follicle syndrome.”
No one’s tall… >>>

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Big Mary

smartkid | 25-June-2009

Big Mary

Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza
and some cake,
some french fries
and a chocolate shake,
a little burger
on a bun.
and that’s why Mary
weighs… >>>

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Learn to fly

smartkid | 22-June-2009

Learn to fly

Learn to fly >>>

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Why does the baby duck walk softly?

smartkid | 22-June-2009

Why does the baby duck walk softly?

Q: Why is that dog running in circles?
A: Its a watchdog,and its winding itself up.
Q:What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
A: Here kitty,kitty,kitty
Q: Why does the… >>>

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room

smartkid | 20-June-2009

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room

There are 100 light bulbs lined up in a row in a long room. Each bulb has its own switch and is currently switched off. The room has an entry door and an exit door… >>>

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Has Anyones Baby Had Funny Or Odd First Word?

Vic | 15-June-2009

Has Anyones Baby Had Funny Or Odd First Word?

My 18 month old first spoke at about 12 months she clearly said “shoes” followed by “mom” and now says “mas” (more) this is my 2nd daughter, my first daughter is 3 and is a… >>>