Svetlana | 14-November-2010

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t… >>>
Svetlana | 19-December-2009

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What game do cows play… >>>
Svetlana | 18-December-2009

I was at my grandparents in the summertime, and my nana was babysitting. Suddenly, the little boy fell. he didn’t hurt himself, but my nana said “Jesus Christmas!” and the little boy said “It’s not… >>>
Svetlana | 18-December-2009

a place where it rains indoors (shower)
It’s not the north pole, but it sure feels like it in there (fridge)
… >>>
Svetlana | 14-December-2009

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing.
What do you call a girl… >>>
smartkid | 14-December-2009

1)TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet
2) TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told… >>>